“Wonderbread” Deleted Scene

This is a little exchange that I decided to cut from my latest ten minute play about two clowns seeking revenge on the world for losing it’s imagination.

 

WONDERBREAD

They went with a magician.

BIZARRO

What’d you do?

WONDERBREAD

Shot him in the face.

BIZARRO

Not with one of these though.

Referencing their choo-choo train bazookas. 

WONDERBREAD

You should’ve let me open it earlier!

BIZARRO

But today was such a nice surprise.

WONDERBREAD

Yeah, but I would’ve got David Copperfield in one clean shot with one these.

BIZARRO

You missed?

WONDERBREAD

It happens.

BIZARRO

Did he shoot back with his wand?

WONDERBREAD

Shut the fuck up!

BIZARRO

But he’s definitley gone now?

WONDERBREAD

And now Matthew gets a clown. His clown.

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