Beamer and the New Moon: A Monologue

BEAMER:

Do you think when the astronauts went to the moon it was full? I mean, if it wasn’t, I mean, if it was like a crescent moon or three-quarters, do you think that would have made it more difficult? Like, to land? And what if it was a new moon! When there is no moon in the sky. That would have really sucked, right? “Houston, deploying the landing gear. Wait? There’s no moon!” Now that would have been a problem. A big fuckin’ problem. They would have just kept going into space. Into the void, onwards and upwards. Towards the stars, possibly a black hole. That would have sucked. But only if it was a new moon. Man.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s