The Guys Dictionary

TV/MOVIES
2 Cornbread!
Gritmas
Bitch fell/she jumped!
Twenty-three!!!
NICKNAMES
Joe Krowbar
Joe can’t read…
Dog Fart Hannam
U-Turn Vinny
Couchfucker Hannam
Max Warfare
CAMPING
Vincent, behind you… The Masked Man!!!
What’s the sound of eight guys fucking in the woods?
Hurgers and durgers
MISCHIEF
The Doom Coon
Suggestion Box
Time for the meat/ gotta get the meat
POKER
The Bob Saget
The Five Kings
ROGER
Too easy
I’m shakin’, I’m shakin’
In my own home.
Max, get out.
GENERAL
Not from us! 
Ichiban!
No, no, no, no, no…. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Put it on your lips
It’s just a tipi
I go, “ee-ee-ee” I go, “Oh-oh-oh”…
I hear the king likes dudes
You gotta go!
Life is the water you get.
FOOLS
Constitutional Convention
Loyalty and Honor
The Ultimate Pose

 

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